"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
07/24/2016 at 14:30 • Filed to: None | 0 | 15 |
I believeI have found my issue. This is my main fan (note the crack) It’s time to mount the service position. Do I wear leather or lace.
lone_liberal
> OPPOsaurus WRX
07/24/2016 at 14:37 | 2 |
I think either is appropriate, but a ball gag is mandatory.
PS9
> OPPOsaurus WRX
07/24/2016 at 14:52 | 0 |
Nevermind the leather or lace, you need to be thinking about lube. Audi’s into butt plugs. BIG ones. Your opportunity for refusal has long past you, so get ready.
AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC
> OPPOsaurus WRX
07/24/2016 at 15:25 | 0 |
Nein! Ve all know zat ze appropriate material for ze service position is velvet!
V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
> lone_liberal
07/24/2016 at 15:36 | 1 |
If a ball gag is mandatory for Audi service what do I need for a Benz ?
OversteerMyBagel
> V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
07/24/2016 at 15:37 | 1 |
Assless chaps and a sh*t ton of lube.
V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
> OPPOsaurus WRX
07/24/2016 at 15:39 | 0 |
Pepper your angus
You'll want this: https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-…
V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
> OversteerMyBagel
07/24/2016 at 15:41 | 1 |
Funnily enough, this was less than my last repair bill . https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-…
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> OPPOsaurus WRX
07/24/2016 at 15:50 | 0 |
The fan (plastic!) center broke on Vibe a while ago. I think I paid $130 bucks for another one.
cazzyodo
> OPPOsaurus WRX
07/24/2016 at 15:51 | 0 |
Lace.
Cuz you're a classy broad.
OversteerMyBagel
> V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
07/24/2016 at 16:03 | 0 |
Well played, sir!
Gotta love Merc’s (...and Audis... and BMWs) but good lord, the prices for the bespoke parts re absurd...
V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
> OversteerMyBagel
07/24/2016 at 16:08 | 0 |
Hydraulic suspension FTW! $6000 in maintenance last year and the CEL is on, though i suspect it’s for a loose gas cap.
OversteerMyBagel
> V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
07/24/2016 at 17:01 | 0 |
Dang, man. Sorry to hear it! Here’s hoping that one sorts itself out.
V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
> OversteerMyBagel
07/24/2016 at 17:10 | 1 |
Eh, it's only money *cries softly to self*
OPPOsaurus WRX
> cazzyodo
07/24/2016 at 17:11 | 0 |
Lol thanks?
Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes
> V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
07/24/2016 at 17:45 | 2 |
Peppered Angus... mmm...